Fun Stuff
Q.. Why do ambulances have the
word Ambulance spelled backwards on the hood?
A.. Maybe it is for the one time you look in your rear view mirror and see us
approaching with our emergency lights on and siren blaring, you'll know who ran
you off the road
Q.. Can you hear the siren
from inside your ambulance?
A.. What? Can you repeat
that? You will have to speak up so I can hear you. Bloody siren has destroyed my
hearing.
The Paramedical Rule Of
Random Simultaneity:
Emergency calls will randomly
come in all at once.
The Rule Of Respitory
Arrest:
All patients, for whom
Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation must be provided, will have just completed a large
meal of Barbecue and Onions, Garlic Pizza, and Pickled Herring, which was washed
down with at least three cans of Beer.+
The Law Of Show-And-Tell:
A virtually infinite number
of wide-eyed and inquisitive school-aged children can climb into the back of any
Ambulance, and, given the opportunity, invariably will.
Corollary 1: No emergency run will come in until they are all inside the Ambulance and playing with the equipment.
Corollary 2: It will take at least four times as long to get them all out as it took to get them in.
Corollary 3: A vital piece of equipment will be missing.